Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
› Aristotle

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
› Albert Einstein

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
› Mark Twain

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.
› Dolly Parton

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.
› Alexander Pope

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
› Hannah Arendt

A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.
› Alexander Chase

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
› Woody Allen

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
› Albert Einstein

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
› Zsa Zsa Gabor

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
› Groucho Marx

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
› Rita Rudner

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
› Lily Tomlin